Missions
Everyone's a Critic
A Klingon food critic thinks someone is out to get him.
Overview
Warp required1,300
Operations level66
Warp for completion1,300
Warp via superhighway1,300
Completion via superhighway1,300
Costs & rewards
Mission rewards
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Raw Σ-ParsteelObjective ID1,639,652,539
Amount517,000
DilithiumObjective ID1,639,652,539
Amount1,260,000,000
Klingon CreditsObjective ID1,639,652,539
Amount3,700
Klingon PointsObjective ID1,639,652,539
Amount167,000,000
Federation PointsObjective ID1,639,652,539
Amount-132,264,000
Romulan PointsObjective ID1,639,652,539
Amount-352,704,000
Locations
Objectives
Objective 1
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ObjectiveVisit the gagh vendor.
DestinationNu'pogo
Objective 2
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ObjectiveSet a course for Wq'alia.
DestinationWq'alia
Objective 3
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Objective 4
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ObjectiveSet a course for Tor'Lenok.
DestinationTor'Lenok
Objective 5
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ObjectiveDefeat 10 hostiles of level 65 or higher.
Required count10
Required level65
Objective 6
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ObjectiveReturn to Nu'pogo.
DestinationNu'pogo
Dialogue
Mission dialogue
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- Objective ID
- 1,439,295,722
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Jinto
- Dialogue
- What is the meaning of this? I own this mining field. I will not be ousted by a group of entitled petaQs!
- Objective ID
- 1,439,295,722
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Maia
- Dialogue
- Scans show 10 vessels surrounding Jinto’s.
- Objective ID
- 1,439,295,722
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Jinto
- Dialogue
- Independent! I could use some help here!
- Objective ID
- 1,439,295,722
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- We came to warn you, but it appears we are too late.
- Objective ID
- 1,439,295,722
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Jinto
- Dialogue
- Do I recognize you?
- Objective ID
- 1,439,295,722
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- Now is not the time, Jinto! Independent, are you going to sit there or do something about this?
- Objective ID
- 1,439,295,722
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Maia
- Dialogue
- Engaging attack pattern alpha.
- Objective ID
- 1,639,652,539
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- Well, that was quite the adventure! It would make for a story juicier than spit-roasted Krada leg.
- Objective ID
- 1,639,652,539
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Maia
- Dialogue
- Perhaps you should write it. It might prove more popular than your reviews.
- Objective ID
- 1,639,652,539
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- I’ll have you know, my reviews are very well received! But diversification cannot be a bad thing. Perhaps I will write that story.
- Objective ID
- 1,639,652,539
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- But first, I have some apologies to make. Galka might not have poisoned me before, but I had best make sure she doesn’t get any ideas…
- Objective ID
- 1,639,652,539
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Jinto
- Dialogue
- That was a little close for comfort, but I owe you my life, Independent. And you have just taken out one of my biggest competitors.
- Objective ID
- 1,639,652,539
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Jinto
- Dialogue
- The profit margins on this mining field are going to be even higher than I hoped.
- Objective ID
- 1,639,652,539
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- I am pleased to make your acquaintance, Jinto. I believe you are a fellow gourmand?
- Objective ID
- 1,639,652,539
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Jinto
- Dialogue
- Ah, yes! You were at Pudiv’s too.
- Objective ID
- 1,639,652,539
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- I was indeed, though I fear I may have to leave him a negative review in light of everything.
- Objective ID
- 1,639,652,539
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Jinto
- Dialogue
- You took ill during the meal. Have Pudiv’s standards grown lax?
- Objective ID
- 1,639,652,539
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- …I was poisoned, Jinto. It was meant for you.
- Objective ID
- 1,639,652,539
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Jinto
- Dialogue
- Well, I cannot possibly be held responsible for that.
- Objective ID
- 1,639,652,539
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- Not at all, not at all… Though, you know, I am always looking for sponsors for my work as a food critic. Perhaps we could discuss it over a fine meal? A small reparation, if you will.
- Objective ID
- 1,639,652,539
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Jinto
- Dialogue
- Perhaps. Now, if there is nothing else, I am afraid I must take my leave. Our first day of production here has turned out to be quite… Disruptive.
- Objective ID
- 1,639,652,539
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- Oh, of course, Jinto! I will be in touch. We should be on our way, Independent. I would be much obliged if you could bring me back to Nu’Pogo.
- Objective ID
- 1,871,371,237
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Pudiv
- Dialogue
- Look, I’m sorry! I surrender. Please, this ship is my livelihood. I can’t see her being damaged further!
- Objective ID
- 1,871,371,237
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- Spill, Pudiv. Now.
- Objective ID
- 1,871,371,237
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Pudiv
- Dialogue
- It was an accident! I gave the sous-chef strict instructions. The toxin – he didn’t know that’s what it was, of course – was supposed to be added to the gravy for the rokeg blood pie.
- Objective ID
- 1,871,371,237
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Pudiv
- Dialogue
- The idiot instead added it to the Grapok sauce.
- Objective ID
- 1,871,371,237
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- …Which I had with my bregit lung. Which was delicious, by the way, I do not think I had a chance to–
- Objective ID
- 1,871,371,237
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Maia
- Dialogue
- Why was poison being added to anything, Pudiv?
- Objective ID
- 1,871,371,237
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Pudiv
- Dialogue
- An important businessman – Jinto – was also attending the unveiling of my new tasting menu. He was the target. It was not supposed to kill him, no, no! I would never be involved in something so untoward…
- Objective ID
- 1,871,371,237
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Pudiv
- Dialogue
- It was just supposed to make him sick enough to miss an important meeting. It was a competitor that approached me. Didn’t want the sale of a mining field to go through.
- Objective ID
- 1,871,371,237
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- Have you no shame, Pudiv? Poisoning your own customer?
- Objective ID
- 1,871,371,237
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Pudiv
- Dialogue
- His competitor offered me a lot of money, Ugrek. Enough to open a new traveling restaurant!
- Objective ID
- 1,871,371,237
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- Oh, really? More Klingon fine dining, or are you looking to branch out?
- Objective ID
- 1,871,371,237
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Maia
- Dialogue
- Unimportant. This businessman, it seems that he is in danger. Do you know where we can find him?
- Objective ID
- 1,871,371,237
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Pudiv
- Dialogue
- From what I’ve heard, he made it to that original meeting. The sale went through. Production starts today, supposedly.
- Objective ID
- 1,871,371,237
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- We must warn him, Independent!
- Objective ID
- 1,871,371,237
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Pudiv
- Dialogue
- The mining field is in Tor'Lenok. You should be able to find him there.
- Objective ID
- 1,871,371,237
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- Very well. We must set out immediately. And Pudiv, if you do open another restaurant, I want to be the first to know!
- Objective ID
- 1,925,753,828
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- This was attempted poisoning, mark my words.
- Objective ID
- 1,925,753,828
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Kadal
- Dialogue
- And why would anyone want to poison you?
- Objective ID
- 1,925,753,828
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- I am the foremost food critic in the arena of Klingon cuisine, that is why!
- Objective ID
- 1,925,753,828
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Kadal
- Dialogue
- A Klingon food critic? Good one! Oh… You’re serious.
- Objective ID
- 1,925,753,828
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- And I will not be laughed at by a plebian fool such as yourself!
- Objective ID
- 1,925,753,828
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Kadal
- Dialogue
- Ghay'cha'! We’ll see who’s the fool when you taste the sting of my bat’leth!
- Objective ID
- 1,925,753,828
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- Er… No need for that now, move along!
- Objective ID
- 1,925,753,828
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Kadal
- Dialogue
- A Klingon food critic! Of all the stupid things…
- Objective ID
- 1,925,753,828
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Maia
- Dialogue
- Excuse the interruption, but did you say you were poisoned?
- Objective ID
- 1,925,753,828
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- Yes, yes! And I know just who did it. Being a food critic is a dangerous business, Independent. But you look like you can handle yourself…
- Objective ID
- 1,925,753,828
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- What say you help me bring this vengeful scoundrel to justice?
- Objective ID
- 1,925,753,828
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Maia
- Dialogue
- Very well. Who do you believe is the culprit?
- Objective ID
- 1,925,753,828
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- Galka, of Galka’s Gagh. A vendor based right here in Nu'pogo. Let us pay her a visit.
- Objective ID
- 196,651,321
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- Galka! I have a bone to pick with you.
- Objective ID
- 196,651,321
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Galka
- Dialogue
- Ugrek! A plate of the usual?
- Objective ID
- 196,651,321
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- So you can finish the job? No. I am here to make you answer for your crime!
- Objective ID
- 196,651,321
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Galka
- Dialogue
- And what crime might that be?
- Objective ID
- 196,651,321
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- Do not play the ingenue, Galka! I know you tried to have me poisoned during my last tasting at Pudiv’s.
- Objective ID
- 196,651,321
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Galka
- Dialogue
- Why on earth would I do that? You’re one of my best customers!
- Objective ID
- 196,651,321
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- You are seeking revenge for the negative review I wrote on your establishment.
- Objective ID
- 196,651,321
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Galka
- Dialogue
- PetaQ! You insulted my gagh? Say goodbye to your loyalty discount!
- Objective ID
- 196,651,321
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- Kesh! You really didn’t know?
- Objective ID
- 196,651,321
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Galka
- Dialogue
- Nobody cares about your reviews, Ugrek. Nobody reads them. Anyway, I would have to be entirely stupid to try to poison someone who just bad-mouthed me. Who do you take me for?
- Objective ID
- 196,651,321
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- Hmm… I suppose you have a point. Well, then, Galka, I apologize for the intrusion. Good day.
- Objective ID
- 196,651,321
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Galka
- Dialogue
- Damn fool wasting my time… Oi, you there! Careful with the produce. It’s supposed to be alive by the time it gets to the customer!
- Objective ID
- 196,651,321
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- Let us return to the scene of the crime, Independent. I spoke with Pudiv previously, but perhaps there is more to be learned there.
- Objective ID
- 599,521,547
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- Here we are! Can you believe it, Independent? A ship whose sole function is to travel around serving food.
- Objective ID
- 599,521,547
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- Paradise! I always make sure to dine here when he is in the area. Pudiv, my good man! How goes it?
- Objective ID
- 599,521,547
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Pudiv
- Dialogue
- All the better given current company. H–how can I help you today?
- Objective ID
- 599,521,547
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- Well, it is about the attempt on my life, Pudiv. Last we spoke, you were sure that the culprit must be someone who was threatened by me and my reviews.
- Objective ID
- 599,521,547
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- The Independent and I followed that lead, and came up short. So, here we are.
- Objective ID
- 599,521,547
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Pudiv
- Dialogue
- Ugrek, you have the power to make a restaurant or break it. It must have been the victim of a bad review, out for revenge. It has to be. Right?
- Objective ID
- 599,521,547
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- So I believed, but alas…
- Objective ID
- 599,521,547
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Maia
- Dialogue
- Did you notice any suspicious behavior here on the night in question?
- Objective ID
- 599,521,547
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Pudiv
- Dialogue
- N-no suspicious behavior, by Kahless, no… Now, if there’s nothing else–
- Objective ID
- 599,521,547
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Maia
- Dialogue
- You seem nervous, Pudiv.
- Objective ID
- 599,521,547
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Pudiv
- Dialogue
- Oh, not nervous, no… Well, you know, it’s been terribly busy, and…
- Objective ID
- 599,521,547
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- Pudiv, do you know something? Tell me!
- Objective ID
- 599,521,547
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Pudiv
- Dialogue
- It’s not worth my neck, Ugrek. I’m sorry!
- Objective ID
- 599,521,547
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Maia
- Dialogue
- The ship is charging weapons.
- Objective ID
- 599,521,547
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ugrek
- Dialogue
- That thing has weapons? Argh! Independent, watch out!