Missions
The Kim of Infinite Promotion Part 2
Q’s interference with Ensign Kim’s career path goes too far. Way too far.
Overview
Warp required1
Operations level42
Warp for completion28
Warp via superhighway1
Completion via superhighway28
Costs & rewards
Mission rewards
No captured values for this selection.
Objective ID1,193,910,705
Amount26,667,000
Objective ID1,193,910,705
Amount14,000
Objective ID1,193,910,705
Amount4
Objectives
Objective 1
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ObjectiveTravel to the Nygea system.
DestinationNygea
Objective 2
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ObjectiveCollapse the spatial anomaly.
DestinationNygea
Objective 3
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ObjectiveFold into a pocket dimension.
DestinationNygea
Objective 4
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ObjectiveTravel back into real time.
DestinationNygea
Dialogue
Mission dialogue
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- Objective ID
- 1,193,910,705
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Ensign Kim
- Dialogue
- Where is everybody?
- Objective ID
- 1,193,910,705
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Q
- Dialogue
- I brought you back at a slightly later date. I told you, we’re going to have to cycle through a repeat to get you back to where you started.
- Objective ID
- 1,193,910,705
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Ensign Kim
- Dialogue
- What?
- Objective ID
- 1,193,910,705
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Q
- Dialogue
- Here we go. Fast forward to the heat death of the universe. CLICK! Let’s roll on through the Big Bang. CLICK! Huh, it’s not so big. Here we go with the formation of galaxies. CLICK!
- Objective ID
- 1,193,910,705
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Q
- Dialogue
- The growth of your solar system. CLICK! Life evolves on Earth. CLICK! Yawn. Meteors and dead lizards, blah, blah, blah. CLICK! Ooh, clever monkeys! CLICK!
- Objective ID
- 1,193,910,705
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Ensign Kim
- Dialogue
- Is this safe?
- Objective ID
- 1,193,910,705
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Q
- Dialogue
- I’ve seen smaller fry do it.
- Objective ID
- 1,193,910,705
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Q
- Dialogue
- And humanity achieves warp. CLICK! Almost there. Aaaaaaaaaaaaand… CLICK! Voyager gets lost. Some hope. Am I right? Okey dokey then, here we are.
- Objective ID
- 1,193,910,705
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Ensign Kim
- Dialogue
- We’re back?
- Objective ID
- 1,193,910,705
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Q
- Dialogue
- Yes, we’re back. And congratulations, Fleet Admiral God Kim. You’ve risen so far through the ranks… you made Ensign again.
- Objective ID
- 1,193,910,705
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ensign Kim
- Dialogue
- I thought you said we were moving to a pocket dimension. This place looks exactly the same. And so do I.
- Objective ID
- 1,193,910,705
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Q
- Dialogue
- Pocket dimensions are easier if you take a quick photocopy. As for you, you’re nothing but atoms right now. It’s just too much for your new mind.
- Objective ID
- 1,193,910,705
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ensign Kim
- Dialogue
- Q, I don’t want this! I miss my friends. I don’t want to be just pure thought. I demand you put me back!
- Objective ID
- 1,193,910,705
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Q
- Dialogue
- The only way that is possible from this point is to run through the cycle of the universe until it boots up again and you can slip back into the pathetic tiny Kim you were before your transformation.
- Objective ID
- 1,193,910,705
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ensign Kim
- Dialogue
- Then do it.
- Objective ID
- 1,193,910,705
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Q
- Dialogue
- Ugh! Humans are endlessly disappointing. Fine, if that’s what you want, I’ll take you back to boring old mortality. Let’s return to real time.
- Objective ID
- 1,340,210,821
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ensign Kim
- Dialogue
- It’s done. You can take away my godhood now.
- Objective ID
- 1,340,210,821
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Q
- Dialogue
- Now why would I do that?
- Objective ID
- 1,340,210,821
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ensign Kim
- Dialogue
- I’m not a god, Q, and I don’t want to be. I’m happy with my humanity, thank you very much.
- Objective ID
- 1,340,210,821
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Q
- Dialogue
- A human wouldn’t have been able to save the universe like you just did.
- Objective ID
- 1,340,210,821
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ensign Kim
- Dialogue
- The universe was only in danger because of you. I didn’t do anything special.
- Objective ID
- 1,340,210,821
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Q
- Dialogue
- So humble! You really are one of a kind, Mr Kim. You’re right. Godhood isn’t for you.
- Objective ID
- 1,340,210,821
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ensign Kim
- Dialogue
- Thank you.
- Objective ID
- 1,340,210,821
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Q
- Dialogue
- You’re so much more than that!
- Objective ID
- 1,340,210,821
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ensign Kim
- Dialogue
- WHAT?
- Objective ID
- 1,340,210,821
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Q
- Dialogue
- I’m promoting you to a higher form of energetic consciousness beyond space and time! I just need to take us into a small pocket dimension first.
- Objective ID
- 1,340,210,821
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ensign Kim
- Dialogue
- Wait, no!
- Objective ID
- 1,340,210,821
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Q
- Dialogue
- Here we go…
- Objective ID
- 1,340,210,821
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Q
- Dialogue
- CLICK!
- Objective ID
- 1,539,579,101
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Captain Janeway
- Dialogue
- I’m done with your nonsense Q. Return my ship back to its original form and…
- Objective ID
- 1,539,579,101
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ensign Kim
- Dialogue
- Sorry, Captain, but I’m picking a huge energy surge emanating from the Nygea system. Long range scans detect a spatial anomaly that… Oh no…
- Objective ID
- 1,539,579,101
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Captain Janeway
- Dialogue
- What is it, Kim?
- Objective ID
- 1,539,579,101
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ensign Kim
- Dialogue
- Captain, if we don’t collapse that anomaly, it could cause the collapse of the entire quadrant. If not the universe.
- Objective ID
- 1,539,579,101
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Captain Janeway
- Dialogue
- Sounds like business as usual. Alright. Take us there.
- Objective ID
- 1,539,579,101
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Q
- Dialogue
- Well done again, Fleet Admiral Kim! Good eye!
- Objective ID
- 1,539,579,101
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Captain Janeway
- Dialogue
- Fleet Admiral now, is it? When did that happen?
- Objective ID
- 1,539,579,101
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Q
- Dialogue
- Now. CLICK!
- Objective ID
- 588,377,331
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Captain Janeway
- Dialogue
- Alright, Kim, what are we looking at?
- Objective ID
- 588,377,331
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ensign Kim
- Dialogue
- It’s some kind of a strange black hole, except instead of just sucking in light and matter, it’s also expelling them at the same rate, causing huge collisions and massive gravitational distortions.
- Objective ID
- 588,377,331
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ensign Kim
- Dialogue
- The distortions are increasing in size and frequency exponentially. I’d say we have about an hour before everything goes critical and it takes out everything in existence.
- Objective ID
- 588,377,331
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Captain Janeway
- Dialogue
- So how do we stop it? Ideas?
- Objective ID
- 588,377,331
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ensign Kim
- Dialogue
- Captain, I… I don’t know. The power coming off that thing is like nothing I’ve ever seen.
- Objective ID
- 588,377,331
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Q
- Dialogue
- Perhaps another promotion would help.
- Objective ID
- 588,377,331
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Captain Janeway
- Dialogue
- Hasn’t he gone as high as he can go?
- Objective ID
- 588,377,331
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Q
- Dialogue
- Oh Kathy, you think in such small, parochial terms. There are higher ranks of existence. Now, bow your heads in reverence and give praise… CLICK!
- Objective ID
- 588,377,331
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Q
- Dialogue
- To Kim the God!
- Objective ID
- 588,377,331
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Captain Janeway
- Dialogue
- I see. This has all been you, hasn’t it, Q?
- Objective ID
- 588,377,331
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Q
- Dialogue
- This is no time for minutiae, Kathy! The universe is at stake. And only the Almighty Kim can stop it! Or you can just let everyone and everything die.
- Objective ID
- 588,377,331
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ensign Kim
- Dialogue
- Captain?
- Objective ID
- 588,377,331
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Captain Janeway
- Dialogue
- I don’t have time for this. Alright, Kim, just do it.
- Objective ID
- 588,377,331
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ensign Kim
- Dialogue
- I don’t know how!
- Objective ID
- 588,377,331
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Q
- Dialogue
- You’re a god now, Kim! Just think it!
- Objective ID
- 588,377,331
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Ensign Kim
- Dialogue
- Okay, here goes nothing.