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The Kim of Infinite Promotion Part 2

Q’s interference with Ensign Kim’s career path goes too far. Way too far.

Overview

Warp required1
Operations level42
Warp for completion28
Warp via superhighway1
Completion via superhighway28

Costs & rewards

Mission rewards

Parsteel
Objective ID1,193,910,705
Amount26,667,000
4★ Raw Ore
Objective ID1,193,910,705
Amount14,000
1 Day Speed Up
Objective ID1,193,910,705
Amount4

Objectives

Objective 1

ObjectiveTravel to the Nygea system.
DestinationNygea

Objective 2

ObjectiveCollapse the spatial anomaly.
DestinationNygea

Objective 3

ObjectiveFold into a pocket dimension.
DestinationNygea

Objective 4

ObjectiveTravel back into real time.
DestinationNygea

Dialogue

Mission dialogue

Objective ID
1,193,910,705
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Ensign Kim
Dialogue
Where is everybody?
Objective ID
1,193,910,705
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Q
Dialogue
I brought you back at a slightly later date. I told you, we’re going to have to cycle through a repeat to get you back to where you started.
Objective ID
1,193,910,705
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Ensign Kim
Dialogue
What?
Objective ID
1,193,910,705
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Q
Dialogue
Here we go. Fast forward to the heat death of the universe. CLICK! Let’s roll on through the Big Bang. CLICK! Huh, it’s not so big. Here we go with the formation of galaxies. CLICK!
Objective ID
1,193,910,705
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Q
Dialogue
The growth of your solar system. CLICK! Life evolves on Earth. CLICK! Yawn. Meteors and dead lizards, blah, blah, blah. CLICK! Ooh, clever monkeys! CLICK!
Objective ID
1,193,910,705
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Ensign Kim
Dialogue
Is this safe?
Objective ID
1,193,910,705
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Q
Dialogue
I’ve seen smaller fry do it.
Objective ID
1,193,910,705
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Q
Dialogue
And humanity achieves warp. CLICK! Almost there. Aaaaaaaaaaaaand… CLICK! Voyager gets lost. Some hope. Am I right? Okey dokey then, here we are.
Objective ID
1,193,910,705
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Ensign Kim
Dialogue
We’re back?
Objective ID
1,193,910,705
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Q
Dialogue
Yes, we’re back. And congratulations, Fleet Admiral God Kim. You’ve risen so far through the ranks… you made Ensign again.
Objective ID
1,193,910,705
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Ensign Kim
Dialogue
I thought you said we were moving to a pocket dimension. This place looks exactly the same. And so do I.
Objective ID
1,193,910,705
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Q
Dialogue
Pocket dimensions are easier if you take a quick photocopy. As for you, you’re nothing but atoms right now. It’s just too much for your new mind.
Objective ID
1,193,910,705
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Ensign Kim
Dialogue
Q, I don’t want this! I miss my friends. I don’t want to be just pure thought. I demand you put me back!
Objective ID
1,193,910,705
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Q
Dialogue
The only way that is possible from this point is to run through the cycle of the universe until it boots up again and you can slip back into the pathetic tiny Kim you were before your transformation.
Objective ID
1,193,910,705
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Ensign Kim
Dialogue
Then do it.
Objective ID
1,193,910,705
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Q
Dialogue
Ugh! Humans are endlessly disappointing. Fine, if that’s what you want, I’ll take you back to boring old mortality. Let’s return to real time.
Objective ID
1,340,210,821
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Ensign Kim
Dialogue
It’s done. You can take away my godhood now.
Objective ID
1,340,210,821
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Q
Dialogue
Now why would I do that?
Objective ID
1,340,210,821
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Ensign Kim
Dialogue
I’m not a god, Q, and I don’t want to be. I’m happy with my humanity, thank you very much.
Objective ID
1,340,210,821
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Q
Dialogue
A human wouldn’t have been able to save the universe like you just did.
Objective ID
1,340,210,821
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Ensign Kim
Dialogue
The universe was only in danger because of you. I didn’t do anything special.
Objective ID
1,340,210,821
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Q
Dialogue
So humble! You really are one of a kind, Mr Kim. You’re right. Godhood isn’t for you.
Objective ID
1,340,210,821
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Ensign Kim
Dialogue
Thank you.
Objective ID
1,340,210,821
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Q
Dialogue
You’re so much more than that!
Objective ID
1,340,210,821
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Ensign Kim
Dialogue
WHAT?
Objective ID
1,340,210,821
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Q
Dialogue
I’m promoting you to a higher form of energetic consciousness beyond space and time! I just need to take us into a small pocket dimension first.
Objective ID
1,340,210,821
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Ensign Kim
Dialogue
Wait, no!
Objective ID
1,340,210,821
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Q
Dialogue
Here we go…
Objective ID
1,340,210,821
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Q
Dialogue
CLICK!
Objective ID
1,539,579,101
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Captain Janeway
Dialogue
I’m done with your nonsense Q. Return my ship back to its original form and…
Objective ID
1,539,579,101
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Ensign Kim
Dialogue
Sorry, Captain, but I’m picking a huge energy surge emanating from the Nygea system. Long range scans detect a spatial anomaly that… Oh no…
Objective ID
1,539,579,101
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Captain Janeway
Dialogue
What is it, Kim?
Objective ID
1,539,579,101
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Ensign Kim
Dialogue
Captain, if we don’t collapse that anomaly, it could cause the collapse of the entire quadrant. If not the universe.
Objective ID
1,539,579,101
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Captain Janeway
Dialogue
Sounds like business as usual. Alright. Take us there.
Objective ID
1,539,579,101
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Q
Dialogue
Well done again, Fleet Admiral Kim! Good eye!
Objective ID
1,539,579,101
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Captain Janeway
Dialogue
Fleet Admiral now, is it? When did that happen?
Objective ID
1,539,579,101
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Q
Dialogue
Now. CLICK!
Objective ID
588,377,331
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Captain Janeway
Dialogue
Alright, Kim, what are we looking at?
Objective ID
588,377,331
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Ensign Kim
Dialogue
It’s some kind of a strange black hole, except instead of just sucking in light and matter, it’s also expelling them at the same rate, causing huge collisions and massive gravitational distortions.
Objective ID
588,377,331
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Ensign Kim
Dialogue
The distortions are increasing in size and frequency exponentially. I’d say we have about an hour before everything goes critical and it takes out everything in existence.
Objective ID
588,377,331
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Captain Janeway
Dialogue
So how do we stop it? Ideas?
Objective ID
588,377,331
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Ensign Kim
Dialogue
Captain, I… I don’t know. The power coming off that thing is like nothing I’ve ever seen.
Objective ID
588,377,331
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Q
Dialogue
Perhaps another promotion would help.
Objective ID
588,377,331
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Captain Janeway
Dialogue
Hasn’t he gone as high as he can go?
Objective ID
588,377,331
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Q
Dialogue
Oh Kathy, you think in such small, parochial terms. There are higher ranks of existence. Now, bow your heads in reverence and give praise… CLICK!
Objective ID
588,377,331
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Q
Dialogue
To Kim the God!
Objective ID
588,377,331
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Captain Janeway
Dialogue
I see. This has all been you, hasn’t it, Q?
Objective ID
588,377,331
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Q
Dialogue
This is no time for minutiae, Kathy! The universe is at stake. And only the Almighty Kim can stop it! Or you can just let everyone and everything die.
Objective ID
588,377,331
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Ensign Kim
Dialogue
Captain?
Objective ID
588,377,331
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Captain Janeway
Dialogue
I don’t have time for this. Alright, Kim, just do it.
Objective ID
588,377,331
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Ensign Kim
Dialogue
I don’t know how!
Objective ID
588,377,331
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Q
Dialogue
You’re a god now, Kim! Just think it!
Objective ID
588,377,331
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Ensign Kim
Dialogue
Okay, here goes nothing.