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Show Me the Way to Go Home

Bring Scotty and Keenser home before they can cause more trouble.

Overview

Warp required1
Operations level1
Warp for completion120
Warp via superhighway1
Completion via superhighway120

Costs & rewards

Mission rewards

4★ Common Battleship Parts
Objective ID1,565,337,460
Amount700
4★ Common Interceptor Parts
Objective ID1,565,337,460
Amount700
Federation Credits
Objective ID1,565,337,460
Amount600
Federation Points
Objective ID1,565,337,460
Amount374,000
Klingon Points
Objective ID1,565,337,460
Amount-592,416

Objectives

Objective 1

ObjectiveGo to Nassak and retrieve a case of Romulan Ale.
DestinationArdaji

Objective 2

ObjectiveDefeat the Romulan Centurion.
EncounterRomulan Centurion
Opponent strength1,075,836
DestinationArdaji

Objective 3

ObjectiveGo to Muroy and retrieve a case of Klingon Bloodwine.
DestinationRixos

Objective 4

ObjectiveDefeat the Klingon Warrior.
EncounterKlingon Warrior
Opponent strength2,726,322
DestinationRixos

Objective 5

ObjectiveReturn to your Station.

Dialogue

Mission dialogue

Objective ID
1,259,195,792
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Keenser lad, thank the stars you’re back safe! I don’t know what I would have done without ye. You’ve become very important tae me!
Objective ID
1,259,195,792
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
…
Objective ID
1,259,195,792
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Commander, I believe Montgomery may be experiencing heightened sentiments brought on by the effects of alcohol consumption.
Objective ID
1,259,195,792
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
It may be best to return Montgomery and Keenser back to the safety of the Enterprise.
Objective ID
1,259,195,792
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Are ye jokin’, lass!? We can’t go back to Captain Kirk like this, he’ll flip his lid if he sees us in this state! I’ll tell ye what, I think I have a plan…
Objective ID
1,259,195,792
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Before we go back, why don’t we pick up some Romulan Ale and Klingon Bloodwine!? I’ve always wanted to try them out and we may not get another chance after the war.
Objective ID
1,259,195,792
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Montgomery, I do not think that this is an advisable course of action.
Objective ID
1,259,195,792
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Nonsense, lass! We’ll keep our heads down, nip in and out. They won’t even notice we’re there.
Objective ID
1,259,195,792
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
A quick spin around the galaxy is just what we need to try and clear our heads too. Come on, Commander! Time is dwindling in front of our very eyes!
Objective ID
1,259,195,792
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
…
Objective ID
1,259,195,792
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Enough of your cheek lad! Now, let’s start with the Romulan Ale. I just happen to know a little spot on Nassak where an away crew stashed a cache of provisions. Off we go!
Objective ID
1,565,337,460
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Thank you for your help tonight, Commander. I honestly wouldn’t want to see the Captain’s face if he saw us in this sta–
Objective ID
1,565,337,460
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Commander, come in. I believe you have a couple of runaways belonging to us. From what I hear, you’ve had quite the adventure tonight, Mr. Scott.
Objective ID
1,565,337,460
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Hello, sir! Alright, I’ll admit it. I’m sorry Captain Drunk, but I’m a wee bit Kirk at the moment.
Objective ID
1,565,337,460
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
…
Objective ID
1,565,337,460
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
…
Objective ID
1,565,337,460
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Maia
Dialogue
…
Objective ID
1,565,337,460
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
I’ll, um… I’ll just go get my head down for a bit before the Enterprise arrives.
Objective ID
1,565,337,460
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
See that you do, Mr. Scott. I expect to see you well rested and ready for duty by the time we arrive.
Objective ID
1,565,337,460
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Commander, thank you for retrieving my shipmates. Yet another disaster averted thanks to your help. You’re becoming an invaluable ally.
Objective ID
1,565,337,460
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
The Enterprise will arrive shortly to pick up our crewmates. In the meantime, if you can store the contraband Ale and Bloodwine for me, I’ll… uhm… I’ll take care of them.
Objective ID
1,565,337,460
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Hahaha, nobody can mess with you! I have to say, Commander, times like these remind me of my nights out as a young lad in Aberdeen. I think you would have fit right in!
Objective ID
1,565,337,460
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
That lad was a bit more feisty than I expected! I think we’ve had enough fun for one evening. Could you take us back to your Station? I’d like to sober up before facing the Captain.
Objective ID
1,565,337,460
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
…
Objective ID
1,565,337,460
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Aye lad, we’re already on thin ice with him after last time. Come now, before more of these Klingons show up.
Objective ID
1,647,926,681
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Ahahaha! Well fought, Commander! He’ll be walking with a limp for a few days after that one!
Objective ID
1,647,926,681
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Montgomery, I would advise an immediate retreat to the Enterprise before more Romulans arrive.
Objective ID
1,647,926,681
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Aye lass, just one more thing before we head back. The same team that left us these gifts behind were also sent on away missions to Klingon territory. You know what that means!
Objective ID
1,647,926,681
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Once more unto the breach, Commander! That delicious Klingon Bloodwine won’t appreciate itself!
Objective ID
310,551,899
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
And here they are, several crates of the finest Klingon Bloodwine. A fine vintage, this would have been fit for Kahless himself!
Objective ID
310,551,899
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Now, I’d like to avoid a repeat of last time, so why don’t we just slip out of here quietly, before we’re noticed.
Objective ID
310,551,899
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Klingon Patrol
Dialogue
You are trespassing where you don’t belong, Independent. Lower your weapons and prepare to be seized for questioning!
Objective ID
310,551,899
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Well I guess it's too late to stay unnoticed!
Objective ID
310,551,899
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Montgomery, I fear your drinking is becoming problematic.
Objective ID
310,551,899
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Ah calm down, lass! I can handle a wee tipple. Besides, this lad is all talk and no bite. Commander, chuck a photon torpedo his way. He’ll back right down, just watch!
Objective ID
45,038,539
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Aha, I knew it! Three crates of the finest Romulan Ale. That crew really do think of everything!
Objective ID
45,038,539
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Commander, let’s pull up our socks and get out of here before–
Objective ID
45,038,539
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Romulan Centurion
Dialogue
Federation interlopers, what is the meaning of this incursion? Explain yourselves, immediately.
Objective ID
45,038,539
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
–before we aggravate the wrong Romulan.
Objective ID
45,038,539
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Um, greetings traveller! We mean you no harm, we just came by to, um, pick up some provisions!
Objective ID
45,038,539
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Romulan Centurion
Dialogue
Only an idiot or a maniac would enter Romulan territory under the banner of Starfleet in times such as these. I’m not prepared to wait and find out which one you are.
Objective ID
45,038,539
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Commander, the Centurion has locked targets on our ship. Raising shields and preparing to engage.
Objective ID
45,038,539
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Hang on, hang on, let me store the ale before you make me spill it!