Missions
No-Bergine Stew
Captain Sisko wants to make his famous aubergine stew but his non-replicated aubergines have mysteriously vanished!
Overview
Warp required1
Operations level20
Warp for completion25
Warp via superhighway1
Completion via superhighway25
Costs & rewards
Mission rewards
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TritaniumObjective ID1,662,950,016
Amount7,000
2★ Explorer PartsObjective ID1,662,950,016
Amount200
Objectives
Objective 1
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ObjectiveVisit the DS9 hydroponics bay.
DestinationBajor
Objective 2
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ObjectiveHead to Quark’s.
DestinationBajor
Objective 3
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ObjectiveAsk Kira Nerys for help.
DestinationBajor
Objective 4
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ObjectiveVisit a farm on Bajor.
DestinationBajor
Objective 5
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Objective 6
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ObjectiveReturn to DS9.
DestinationBajor
Objective 7
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ObjectiveAnswer an emergency call from Jadzia’s quarters.
DestinationBajor
Dialogue
Mission dialogue
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- Objective ID
- 1,126,745,211
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- Ah, Major! I’m glad I ran into you! I’ve decided to make my famous aubergine stew today, and YOU are invited to come and partake!
- Objective ID
- 1,126,745,211
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Major Kira
- Dialogue
- I’m honored, Captain, thank you. I wouldn’t miss it for the world.
- Objective ID
- 1,126,745,211
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- I’d advise you to bring a large appetite. It’s going to be… filling!
- Objective ID
- 1,126,745,211
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Major Kira
- Dialogue
- Maybe I’ll liberate a bottle of Bajoran red from storage.
- Objective ID
- 1,126,745,211
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- Ha! Perfect! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to get to hydroponics.
- Objective ID
- 1,126,745,211
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Major Kira
- Dialogue
- Why?
- Objective ID
- 1,126,745,211
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- Major, an aubergine stew is simply not an aubergine stew if the aubergines haven't been grown organically. Replicated aubergine just won't do it. Not at all.
- Objective ID
- 1,126,745,211
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Major Kira
- Dialogue
- Okay, Captain. You’re the chef. I’ll see you later.
- Objective ID
- 1,126,745,211
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- Bring Odo!
- Objective ID
- 1,156,713,827
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Bajoran Farmer
- Dialogue
- I apologize profoundly, Emissary, but the vegetables you are asking for, the whole crop was purchased not half an hour ago.
- Objective ID
- 1,156,713,827
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- WHAT?
- Objective ID
- 1,156,713,827
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Bajoran Farmer
- Dialogue
- If I had known, Emissary, that you were after them today, I would not have sold them. I am, after all, growing them in your honor.
- Objective ID
- 1,156,713,827
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- It’s okay. How were you to know? And I appreciate the fact that you were growing them for me in the first place. I’ll be sure to be ready for the next batch. Who did you sell them to? Maybe we can…
- Objective ID
- 1,156,713,827
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Gul Dukat
- Dialogue
- Gul Dukat to Benjamin Sisko. Come in, Captain.
- Objective ID
- 1,156,713,827
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- Dukat!
- Objective ID
- 1,156,713,827
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Gul Dukat
- Dialogue
- Ah, Benjamin. How wonderful to hear your voice. You’ll never guess what an agent of mine just sent to me. A rather large consignment of the strangest looking vegetable I have ever seen.
- Objective ID
- 1,156,713,827
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- I’d ask if you were really this petty, Dukat, but I already know that you are.
- Objective ID
- 1,156,713,827
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Gul Dukat
- Dialogue
- Tut-tut, Benjamin, there’s no need for silly name-calling. I had thought to send them along to your station. However, I am now inclined to blow them out of the airlock. They taste disgusting anyway.
- Objective ID
- 1,156,713,827
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- You’re supposed to cook them first.
- Objective ID
- 1,156,713,827
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Gul Dukat
- Dialogue
- There are quicker ways to destroy them.
- Objective ID
- 1,156,713,827
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- I’m coming for you, Dukat. I’m coming now!
- Objective ID
- 1,412,004,392
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Gul Dukat
- Dialogue
- Really, Benjamin, I cannot believe you actually took out my warp and impulse engines, leaving me stranded in the middle of Bajoran space, over a batch of sour tasting polyps.
- Objective ID
- 1,412,004,392
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- Don’t worry. Help is already on the way. You’ll be towed safely back home. In the meantime, perhaps you’d be kind enough to beam over the aubergines. To show there are no hard feelings.
- Objective ID
- 1,412,004,392
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Gul Dukat
- Dialogue
- Ah, would that it were possible, Benjamin, but I’m afraid as a result of your characteristically predictable hotheaded impulsiveness, they were destroyed in our little exchange. Every last one of them.
- Objective ID
- 1,412,004,392
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- How did you even know about any of this?
- Objective ID
- 1,412,004,392
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Gul Dukat
- Dialogue
- Oh I have my ways, Benjamin. Nothing gets past me. And of course I’ve known about our little Bajoran farmer’s hobby for quite some time. He’s quite the dab hand at growing rokassa.
- Objective ID
- 1,412,004,392
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- So, what? You were just waiting to hear that I was on my way? How long have you been waiting for that to happen?
- Objective ID
- 1,412,004,392
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Gul Dukat
- Dialogue
- I have many alerts for many different scenarios. This one just happened to coincide with a little free time and I thought I’d have some fun. Your obvious disappointment is worth the minor inconvenience.
- Objective ID
- 1,412,004,392
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- Enjoy your wait, Dukat. Sisko out. Computer, lay in a course for Deep Space Nine.
- Objective ID
- 1,646,065,185
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- Alright, Quark, you’ve got 1 minute to give me back my aubergines!
- Objective ID
- 1,646,065,185
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Quark
- Dialogue
- I beg your pardon? Is this some kind of strange human ritual I’m not familiar with yet?
- Objective ID
- 1,646,065,185
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- The auber… the purple egg-shaped plants you took from hydroponics this morning! I want them back. I’m going to use them to make a stew!
- Objective ID
- 1,646,065,185
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Quark
- Dialogue
- Wait, they were supposed to be… edible?
- Objective ID
- 1,646,065,185
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- Quark, what do you mean, “were”?
- Objective ID
- 1,646,065,185
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Quark
- Dialogue
- I’m sorry, Captain, I was having some trouble with a few leaking pipes. Maintenance was giving me the runaround. In fact, do you know how important my bar is around here for morale? I-
- Objective ID
- 1,646,065,185
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- Quark!
- Objective ID
- 1,646,065,185
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Quark
- Dialogue
- Anyway, I saw them lying around in the dirt doing nothing, and I thought, hey, they’d be perfect for temporarily blocking those pipes. Which is what they’ve been doing for the past two hours.
- Objective ID
- 1,646,065,185
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Quark
- Dialogue
- Captain! Come back! Maybe they’re still okay. I’ll go get some gloves and pull them out! Captain! Where are you going?
- Objective ID
- 1,646,065,185
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- I’m going to see if Kira has already got that wine she was telling me about.
- Objective ID
- 1,646,065,185
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Quark
- Dialogue
- I got wine!
- Objective ID
- 1,662,950,016
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Jadzia Dax
- Dialogue
- Well, you look a little sweaty, but I’m glad you could make it.
- Objective ID
- 1,662,950,016
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- Wait, where… There’s no entity here. What’s going on, Dax? And what are you all doing here? Kira? Odo? Quark? Worf? And what’s that smell?
- Objective ID
- 1,662,950,016
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Jadzia Dax
- Dialogue
- Surprise, Ben! You’re about to taste my famous aubergine stew. Made with real organic aubergines, thanks to Quark.
- Objective ID
- 1,662,950,016
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- You were in on this?
- Objective ID
- 1,662,950,016
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Major Kira
- Dialogue
- It’s why the little troll was invited.
- Objective ID
- 1,662,950,016
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Worf
- Dialogue
- Do not worry, Captain. I will make certain the Ferengi behaves.
- Objective ID
- 1,662,950,016
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Quark
- Dialogue
- Wow, that’s gratitude for you.
- Objective ID
- 1,662,950,016
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Odo
- Dialogue
- And technically, Jadzia Dax, it’s not your aubergine stew.
- Objective ID
- 1,662,950,016
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Jadzia Dax
- Dialogue
- Well, that’s true, I had a little help from a French chef I know, one Reynard Auberjonois. Anyway, you seemed a bit out of sorts of late, and we all thought you could do with some cheering up.
- Objective ID
- 1,662,950,016
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- Ha! Thank you. Well, after the day I’ve had, I’m hungry as hell, that’s for sure. Woo! Alright, let’s sit down and taste this famous Auberjonois stew! Ha!
- Objective ID
- 1,662,950,016
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- Oh well, I suppose I had better cancel this evening…
- Objective ID
- 1,662,950,016
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Jadzia Dax
- Dialogue
- Dax to Sisko! Come in!
- Objective ID
- 1,662,950,016
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- Dax! What is it?
- Objective ID
- 1,662,950,016
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Jadzia Dax
- Dialogue
- Something has broken through the hull, Ben! There’s a kind of energy entity in my quarters and it’s blocking the exit. Get here quick!
- Objective ID
- 1,662,950,016
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- I’m on my way!
- Objective ID
- 2,095,991,245
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- They’re gone! Hey, you! Where the HELL are my aubergines?
- Objective ID
- 2,095,991,245
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Hydroponics Tech
- Dialogue
- Oh bore what?
- Objective ID
- 2,095,991,245
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- Aubergines! The big purple oval vegetables I had growing here. They’ve been removed!
- Objective ID
- 2,095,991,245
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Hydroponics Tech
- Dialogue
- Oh, those things! I’m sorry, Captain, I don’t know. They were here yesterday, because I remember thinking, what strange looking plants, almost egg shaped. Egg plants! You should call them that!
- Objective ID
- 2,095,991,245
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- Who else has been in here today?
- Objective ID
- 2,095,991,245
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Hydroponics Tech
- Dialogue
- No one. Well, except Quark. He was rooting for something.
- Objective ID
- 2,095,991,245
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- Quark? QUAAARRRK!
- Objective ID
- 984,381,930
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Major Kira
- Dialogue
- I’m sorry about your aubergines, Captain, but I might have some good news for you. There’s a farmer down on Bajor who’s been experimenting with alien vegetables. He grows all sorts.
- Objective ID
- 984,381,930
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Major Kira
- Dialogue
- In fact, I remember telling him about those big bruised looking things you’re always on about…
- Objective ID
- 984,381,930
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- Major…
- Objective ID
- 984,381,930
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Major Kira
- Dialogue
- Ahem. Well, anyway, I think they’re one of the things he’s trying to cultivate down there. You should pay him a visit.
- Objective ID
- 984,381,930
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Benjamin Sisko
- Dialogue
- It’s worth a shot! Thank you, Major. Don’t cancel your dinner plans just yet! Ha!