Missions
Holo-Program: Fizzbin
Rescue Captain Kirk while he distracts a Klingon crew with the rules from a nonsensical card game…
Overview
Warp required1
Operations level55
Warp for completion53
Warp via superhighway1
Completion via superhighway185
Costs & rewards
Mission rewards
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Officer XPObjective ID534,053,321
Amount35,000
3 Hour Repair Speed UpObjective ID534,053,321
Amount600
LatinumObjective ID534,053,321
Amount2,000
Objectives
Objective 1
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ObjectiveFind Kirk deep in Klingon territory.
DestinationTy'Gokor
Objective 2
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ObjectiveLead the Klingons away.
DestinationQu'Vat
Objective 3
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ObjectiveDefeat the Klingons while Kirk escapes.
EncounterKlingons
Opponent strength28,524,865
DestinationQu'Vat
Dialogue
Mission dialogue
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- Objective ID
- 1,412,722,232
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- KIRK
- Dialogue
- Hello, are you still there? If you can lead the Klingons to the Qu’Vat system, that was my last known location, as far as my crew are concerned. They’ll be looking… Oh, the guards are coming back!
- Objective ID
- 1,412,722,232
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Klingon Captain
- Dialogue
- Human! You never finished telling us the rules of this childish card game. Come, sit! You may live as long as you continue to entertain me!
- Objective ID
- 1,412,722,232
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- KIRK
- Dialogue
- Well, as I was saying earlier. The game is called Fizzbin – much more advanced than children’s games, or anything you may have played in a space casino anywhere in the quadrant.
- Objective ID
- 1,412,722,232
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Klingon Captain
- Dialogue
- Simple game! Simple cards! Where is the combat? Where are the feats of strength!?
- Objective ID
- 1,412,722,232
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- KIRK
- Dialogue
- Feats of intellect, of strategy. Outsmarting your opponent. Making them look foolish. That’s the game. Now, let’s see what you have. Two Queens, that’s half a Fizzbin. You’re doing well.
- Objective ID
- 1,412,722,232
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Klingon Captain
- Dialogue
- I am? Of course, I am!
- Objective ID
- 1,412,722,232
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- KIRK
- Dialogue
- Now, if the next card is also a Queen, you win. Unless it’s Tuesday. Today is Tuesday, but it’s also the third Tuesday of the month, so if the next card is any number lower than a six, you need to roll these dice…
- Objective ID
- 1,412,722,232
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Klingon Captain
- Dialogue
- Alright, alright, enough rules, I know how to win this game. Just draw the cards! Hurry!
- Objective ID
- 1,412,722,232
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- KIRK
- Dialogue
- Yes… hurry. Before I lose. Mmhmmm. Qu’Vat system. Hurry.
- Objective ID
- 534,053,321
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- KIRK
- Dialogue
- Well, that got closer to the wire than most of my encounters with Klingons. Thanks for the assist. It might be a while before the Enterprise picks me up…
- Objective ID
- 534,053,321
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- KIRK
- Dialogue
- Care for a game? Do you have a deck of cards?
- Objective ID
- 534,053,321
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Klingon Captain
- Dialogue
- What is the meaning of this!? You are following us!
- Objective ID
- 534,053,321
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- KIRK
- Dialogue
- Sorry, friend. You lose!
- Objective ID
- 813,264,340
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Reginald Barclay
- Dialogue
- Commander, I found a program chronicling some of the adventures of the legendary Enterprise crew led by Captain Kirk. Let’s try this one. Computer, begin program.
- Objective ID
- 813,264,340
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- KIRK
- Dialogue
- Spock? Chekov? Uhura? Anybody? Come in. I’m trapped on board a Klingon Bird of Prey… I, uh… don’t know how much longer I can convince them to let me live.
- Objective ID
- 813,264,340
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- KIRK
- Dialogue
- I’ve managed to tap into their communications array, but I don’t know how long it will last. I have to go, the guards are coming. Find me. Trace this signal. Hurry.