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The Mediators

Broker a peace between two warring factions fighting over who’s the nicest.

Overview

Warp required700
Operations level60
Warp for completion700
Warp via superhighway900
Completion via superhighway900

Costs & rewards

Mission rewards

Parsteel
Objective ID1,445,741,813
Amount1,000,000,000
Tritanium
Objective ID1,445,741,813
Amount4,386,667,000
Dilithium
Objective ID1,445,741,813
Amount840,000,000

Locations

Objectives

Objective 1

ObjectiveAnswer an old friend’s call for help.
DestinationShaz

Objective 2

ObjectiveAttend an audience with the President of Gazza.
DestinationShaz

Objective 3

ObjectiveDefeat the pirate vessel.
Opponent strength1,911,831,138
DestinationShaz

Objective 4

ObjectiveEscort the President of Gazza to Bazza.
DestinationShaz

Objective 5

ObjectiveDefeat 10 hostiles of level 60 or higher.
Required count10
Required level59

Objective 6

ObjectiveAttend the Investiture Ceremony on the moon Flonk.
DestinationShaz

Dialogue

Mission dialogue

Objective ID
1,445,741,813
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Sherwin
Dialogue
Well, what a day this has been.
Objective ID
1,445,741,813
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Durpan
Dialogue
You said it, dude.
Objective ID
1,445,741,813
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Sherwin
Dialogue
Congratulations on such a great idea, investing the Commander with the seal of niceness.
Objective ID
1,445,741,813
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Durpan
Dialogue
No, my dude, that was your idea.
Objective ID
1,445,741,813
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Sherwin
Dialogue
Come now, this is no time for false modesty.
Objective ID
1,445,741,813
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Durpan
Dialogue
False modesty, false shmodesty! The credit is all yours, man!
Objective ID
1,445,741,813
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Sherwin
Dialogue
No. If anyone deserves the accolades, it is you, my friend.
Objective ID
1,445,741,813
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Durpan
Dialogue
What the heck is the matter with you, man? Don’t you…
Objective ID
1,445,741,813
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
There. We did it. See how much better it is when we all work together?
Objective ID
1,445,741,813
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Sherwin
Dialogue
Absolutely.
Objective ID
1,445,741,813
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Durpan
Dialogue
Like totes.
Objective ID
1,445,741,813
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
So you see that essentially you are both equals.
Objective ID
1,445,741,813
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Sherwin
Dialogue
Absolutely again!
Objective ID
1,445,741,813
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Durpan
Dialogue
Like totes again! And, we like totally came to an agreement about who’s the best.
Objective ID
1,445,741,813
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Ah. And who would that be?
Objective ID
1,445,741,813
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Sherwin
Dialogue
The Commander!
Objective ID
1,445,741,813
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Durpan
Dialogue
They’re like super awesome!
Objective ID
1,445,741,813
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Of course.
Objective ID
1,445,741,813
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Sherwin
Dialogue
And look at this way. If we both agree that the Commander is the nicest person in this system…
Objective ID
1,445,741,813
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Durpan
Dialogue
Then we won’t need to fight about it anymore.
Objective ID
1,445,741,813
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
I suppose that works.
Objective ID
1,445,741,813
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Sherwin
Dialogue
It’s like an honorific. A symbolic gesture.
Objective ID
1,445,741,813
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Durpan
Dialogue
What do you say?
Objective ID
1,445,741,813
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
The Commander accepts.
Objective ID
1,445,741,813
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Sherwin
Dialogue
Excellent. Then join us on the moon Flonk for an investiture ceremony!
Objective ID
1,445,741,813
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Durpan
Dialogue
Awesome!
Objective ID
1,493,828,567
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Commander, I have President Sherwin on a secure channel. Putting him on screen.
Objective ID
1,493,828,567
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Sherwin
Dialogue
Well, aren’t you a sight for sore eyes! It’s good to see you, old friend. I only wish it were under better circumstances.
Objective ID
1,493,828,567
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Sherwin
Dialogue
No doubt you are shocked to find that things in the system are a bit fraught. Especially for a system famed for its incredible friendliness.
Objective ID
1,493,828,567
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Sherwin
Dialogue
Even more surprising, however, is that the two worlds most responsible for Shaz’s warm reputation, our dearest Bazza and our neighbor Gazza, are the cause of the unrest.
Objective ID
1,493,828,567
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Sherwin
Dialogue
We are on the brink of war.
Objective ID
1,493,828,567
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Excuse me, President Sherwin, but what is the root of your contention?
Objective ID
1,493,828,567
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Sherwin
Dialogue
They claim that we are the nicest planet in the system. But we say it is they who are the nicest!
Objective ID
1,493,828,567
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
So, essentially, each of you is determined to prove that the other is the more wonderful? This is new even for me. Comparative generosity at this end of the scale as a cause of conflict is fascinating.
Objective ID
1,493,828,567
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Sherwin
Dialogue
The situation must be resolved.
Objective ID
1,493,828,567
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Very well. In this case, the Commander is offering to visit the president of Gazza in the name of securing peace. Perhaps a third-party intervention is all that is required.
Objective ID
1,493,828,567
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Let us hope so. Setting a course for Gazza.
Objective ID
1,680,288,198
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Sherwin
Dialogue
How dare you lay yourself before me in that appalling display of humble thanks! You come into my palace and try to prove yourself less worthy?
Objective ID
1,680,288,198
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Durpan
Dialogue
Yeah, dude. You guys are the best!
Objective ID
1,680,288,198
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Sherwin
Dialogue
No! You guys are the best! This attempt to show us as more generous and caring is an insult to our belief and faith in the Gazzans.
Objective ID
1,680,288,198
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Durpan
Dialogue
Dude!
Objective ID
1,680,288,198
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Sherwin
Dialogue
You leave me no choice but to send out a war party.
Objective ID
1,680,288,198
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
You may be a little late for that.
Objective ID
1,680,288,198
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Durpan
Dialogue
What do you mean, lady of light?
Objective ID
1,680,288,198
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
I am afraid that Shaz is suddenly being overrun by hostile vessels, doubtless looking to take advantage of both the system’s instability and its lack of belligerence. Apparent lack of belligerence.
Objective ID
1,680,288,198
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Durpan
Dialogue
What are we going to do?
Objective ID
1,680,288,198
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
For a start, you should put aside your differences and assist us as we fight them off. Battle stations!
Objective ID
1,703,194,177
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Commander, we are in orbit of Gazza. However, it appears that the world is in danger.
Objective ID
1,703,194,177
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
It is being bombarded by a pirate vessel, no doubt here to take advantage of the apparently peaceful Gazzans.
Objective ID
1,703,194,177
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
We should step in to help before there is no one on Gazza to negotiate with.
Objective ID
1,703,194,177
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Battle stations.
Objective ID
750,802,826
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Commander, I have received a distress call from the President of the planet Bazza. He is apparently known to you. His name is Sherwin.
Objective ID
750,802,826
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
According to the President, to Sherwin, life and death and honor are all at stake!
Objective ID
750,802,826
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Should I set a course for Bazza, Commander?
Objective ID
750,802,826
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Very good. We are on our way.
Objective ID
880,710,106
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Greetings, President Durpan. We have taken care of your pirate problem.
Objective ID
880,710,106
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Durpan
Dialogue
Yes, I noticed. That’s like so amazing of you! Really awesome. So, like, thanks!
Objective ID
880,710,106
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
You are most welcome.
Objective ID
880,710,106
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Durpan
Dialogue
So, were you guys, like, just passing by? Lot of people come visit Shaz, yeah? We got a dope rep. Although, maybe not so much these days. Which kinda blows.
Objective ID
880,710,106
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Well, perhaps we can help with that. We are here on behalf of President Sherwin…
Objective ID
880,710,106
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Durpan
Dialogue
Whoa! What? The Bazzans sent you to help with the pirates?
Objective ID
880,710,106
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Not exactly.
Objective ID
880,710,106
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Durpan
Dialogue
That is so cool! And absolute proof that we were right about the Bazzan’s utter wonderfulness! Their act of kindness must be repaid with the utmost gratitude.
Objective ID
880,710,106
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Well…
Objective ID
880,710,106
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Durpan
Dialogue
I demand to be brought before the President of Bazza to prostrate myself before their munificence.
Objective ID
880,710,106
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
It is probably not a bad idea to have you both in the same room.
Objective ID
880,710,106
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Durpan
Dialogue
But they better not throw it in my face by making out my gratitude makes me more wonderful!
Objective ID
880,710,106
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Or maybe it is. Very well, prepare to beam aboard and join us as we return to Bazza.