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Perfect Results Part 5

Reach Black Mountain and find your way back to the world of the living.

Overview

Warp required1
Operations level34
Warp for completion25
Warp via superhighway1
Completion via superhighway25

Costs & rewards

Mission rewards

Recruit Token
Objective ID1,020,238,117
Amount160
Latinum
Objective ID1,020,238,117
Amount1,500

Objectives

Objective 1

ObjectiveReach Black Mountain.
DestinationBlys

Objective 2

ObjectiveDefeat the Black Mountain guards.
EncounterBlack Mountain Guard
Opponent strength431,670
DestinationBlys

Objective 3

ObjectiveProtect Boimler from Klingon clowns.
EncounterBlack Mountain Guard
Opponent strength431,670
DestinationBlys

Objective 4

ObjectiveTalk to the Cosmic Koala.
DestinationBlys

Objective 5

ObjectiveGet rid of the evidence.
DestinationTau Ceti

Dialogue

Mission dialogue

Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Captain Freeman
Dialogue
Okay, I think we are clear. Now, let’s leave this warehouse like nothing happened.
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Mariner
Dialogue
Hey, maybe while we are here, we should get to that famous “exotic bar”? I heard they have some killer cocktails. Might even send us back to the Black Mountain.
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Boimler
Dialogue
Can it? I need it, NEED IT! Cosmic Koala hasn’t answered me! I MUST DIE TO BE REBORN.
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Mariner
Dialogue
Okay, Boimler absolutely needs a couple of tequila shots. So, guys, are you coming?
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Shaxs
Dialogue
I will never say no to a good drink!
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Ransom
Dialogue
Yes, I need one, too – it’s not every day that you stare into the face of the Cosmic Koala. Captain?
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Captain Freeman
Dialogue
I… I shouldn’t even be here, but since we all got into this embarrassing trip and possibly ruined our careers… Sure, why not.
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Mariner
Dialogue
Woo-hoo! I told you, you can be fun! Okay, everyone! Shots, shots, shots!
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Cosmic Koala
Dialogue
Children of the Cosmos, you have defeated my guards and proved your will to live. For that, I shall return you to the world of the living and answer one of your questions…
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Shaxs
Dialogue
See, I told you.
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Captain Freeman
Dialogue
Actually, I have a question…
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mariner
Dialogue
It always gets to be you! Maybe others have questions, but you never seem to care!
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Captain Freeman
Dialogue
Because I’m a captain! And you, Beckett, could have been a captain if you had tried to pay attention to what I tell you. But no, you’re too stubborn to respect me and my experience!
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mariner
Dialogue
Me? Oh really, I’m not the one keeping my daughter under a suffocating wing! You never trust me, and when you do, the next day you forget that it worked!
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Ransom
Dialogue
Ladies, let’s calm down, there’s no room for a quarrel…
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mariner
Dialogue
Shut up, Jack!
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Captain Freeman
Dialogue
Shut up, Jack!
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Ransom
Dialogue
Okay, sorry, ma’ams…
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Boimler
Dialogue
How do I get a 100% result in the SAUSAGE test?
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mariner
Dialogue
Boimler, nobody wants to know… Wait, did you just ask a question?
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Cosmic Koala
Dialogue
Ensign, the SAUSAGE tests are made not to evaluate your worth but to make you a better version of yourself. However, if you wish to get 100%, then you should… – should… – should… – ERROR
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
SAUSAGE
Dialogue
SAUSAGE.exe has encountered a fatal – ERROR – ending the program – ejecting the pod contents.
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Boimler
Dialogue
No, no, wait! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mariner
Dialogue
Oh, so we weren’t dead? Cool!
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Captain Freeman
Dialogue
I can’t believe it! That was all a part of a SAUSAGE test, and we’re still at Tau Ceti. Damn it, the holopods don’t look that good… We should get out of here, before anyone notices.
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Ransom
Dialogue
Let’s carefully place them in the corner so everyone would think they broke themselves and were discarded.
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Captain Freeman
Dialogue
Good. As much as I’m ashamed to admit, I was kind of cheating. But it seems like SAUSAGE wouldn’t be a threat to our crew any time soon. Now, let’s get rid of the evidence.
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Shaxs
Dialogue
Should I get rid of the guard?
Objective ID
1,020,238,117
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Captain Freeman
Dialogue
No! No, the guard stays.
Objective ID
1,206,493,433
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Shaxs
Dialogue
Wait! I think I see them! The face of my father!
Objective ID
1,206,493,433
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Boimler
Dialogue
But you said the apparitions were faceless?
Objective ID
1,206,493,433
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Shaxs
Dialogue
Um… You’re right. What… what is this then?
Objective ID
1,206,493,433
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Boimler
Dialogue
What else could it be? What if someone doesn’t have a father? What do they see?
Objective ID
1,206,493,433
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Shaxs
Dialogue
Who do you think I am? A Black Mountain outpost researcher?
Objective ID
1,206,493,433
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Boimler
Dialogue
I don’t know! You’re the only person I met who returned from the dead! Not that it’s not uncommon among Starfleet officers…
Objective ID
1,206,493,433
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Shaxs
Dialogue
The apparitions are getting closer… Wait, what the hell is that?
Objective ID
1,206,493,433
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Black Mountain Guard
Dialogue
You will pay for the sins of your past and prove your worth to the Cosmic Koala! Fight, for that is your only way to see the light of the stars again! Hee-hee, boi-oi-oing!
Objective ID
1,206,493,433
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Boimler
Dialogue
Oh no.
Objective ID
1,245,110,627
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Black Mountain Guard
Dialogue
You have defeated us… For that… You may speak to the Cosmic Koala. Before I go… Pull my finger…
Objective ID
1,245,110,627
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mariner
Dialogue
Ew! Nope, just get over with it already.
Objective ID
1,245,110,627
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Black Mountain Guard
Dialogue
Ow…
Objective ID
1,245,110,627
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Shaxs
Dialogue
Now we have to get to the Koala. The most enlightened creature, they hold the secrets of the universe – and our lives. We get to ask them one question. Just one. Approach respectfully.
Objective ID
1,301,319,712
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Captain Freeman
Dialogue
…
Objective ID
1,301,319,712
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Captain Freeman
Dialogue
Anyone? Is anyone there?
Objective ID
1,301,319,712
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mariner
Dialogue
Mom? Mom, is that you? Are you alright?
Objective ID
1,301,319,712
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Captain Freeman
Dialogue
Yes, I think…
Objective ID
1,301,319,712
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Boimler
Dialogue
Oh no, oh no, oh no! What happened? Have we turned into sad voices floating as ghosts across the vast universe?
Objective ID
1,301,319,712
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Ransom
Dialogue
I doubt that. Seems like we’re still alive – despite everything.
Objective ID
1,301,319,712
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Shaxs
Dialogue
I know where we are.
Objective ID
1,301,319,712
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Captain Freeman
Dialogue
Do you? Shaxs, tell us!
Objective ID
1,301,319,712
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Shaxs
Dialogue
We’re dead.
Objective ID
1,301,319,712
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mariner
Dialogue
What?! Sorry, WHAT?!
Objective ID
1,301,319,712
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Shaxs
Dialogue
I’ve been here before, right after our encounter with the Pakleds. It’s the Black Mountain – there, in the distance. That means that we can still return to the world of the living – but we need to fight!
Objective ID
1,301,319,712
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Shaxs
Dialogue
We’ll face the three faceless apparitions of our fathers, beat them up and eat the heart of the remaining one, and then…
Objective ID
1,301,319,712
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mariner
Dialogue
Tch! No spoilers!
Objective ID
1,361,217,609
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Shaxs
Dialogue
I’ve never felt more alive!
Objective ID
1,361,217,609
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mariner
Dialogue
If only I knew it was this fun, I would have been died years ago! Wait, what’s that high-pitched noise?
Objective ID
1,361,217,609
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Ransom
Dialogue
I hear it too. Sounds like…
Objective ID
1,361,217,609
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Boimler
Dialogue
ahhhHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!
Objective ID
1,361,217,609
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Ransom
Dialogue
Yup, sounds just like Boimler.