Leader of the PetaQ

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Missions

Battle it out with the Klingon Corf to come up with the most withering slur.

Overview

Warp required1,200

Operations level64

Warp for completion1,250

Warp via superhighway1,200

Completion via superhighway1,250

Costs & rewards

Mission rewards

Parsteel

Objective ID1,910,466,014

Amount20,325,203

Raw Σ-Dilithium

Objective ID1,910,466,014

Amount517,000

Klingon Credits

Objective ID1,910,466,014

Amount3,700

Klingon Points

Objective ID1,910,466,014

Amount138,000,000

Federation Points

Objective ID1,910,466,014

Amount-105,984,000

Romulan Points

Objective ID1,910,466,014

Amount-282,624,000

Locations

Objectives

Objective 1

ObjectiveAccept the Challenge of Corf.

DestinationLuchenmoH

Objective 2

ObjectiveDefeat Corf.

Opponent strength4,031,558,070

DestinationLuchenmoH

Objective 3

ObjectiveDefeat Corf.

Opponent strength4,031,558,070

DestinationLuchenmoH

Objective 4

ObjectiveTime for a blood wine break!

DestinationLuchenmoH

Objective 5

ObjectiveDefeat Corf.

Opponent strength4,031,558,070

DestinationLuchenmoH

Objective 6

ObjectiveDefeat Corf.

Opponent strength4,031,558,070

DestinationLuchenmoH

Objective 7

ObjectiveReturn to station.

Dialogue

Mission dialogue

Objective ID: 147,943,335
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: We have arrived, Commander, and Corf is already awaiting us outside, his ship fully armed, photons already locked on our position. He is hailing us.

Objective ID: 147,943,335
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: Ah, Commander. I am glad you honor me by accepting my challenge. I had you marked down as a basic petaQ. BUT NOW THE PLEASANTRIES ARE OVER, YOU FESTERING PUDDLE OF TARG PISS!

Objective ID: 147,943,335
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: I will transmit your responses, Commander. How do you wish to counter this opening salvo?

Objective ID: 147,943,335
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: Very good, Commander.

Objective ID: 147,943,335
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: Corf, your mother must have consumed a great deal of fibrous gagh before producing such a corpulent slimy hillock of dung like you.

Objective ID: 147,943,335
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: You bring my Mother into this already? You have no shame. But why am I surprised? I’d expect no less of a cheyIS pizzle.

Objective ID: 147,943,335
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: If you spent less time staring at your own pizzle, perhaps you would be a better fighter.

Objective ID: 147,943,335
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: Ghuy'cha'! I ought to kill you for that alone! I think you need to taste your own blood swilling inside your mouth before we go any further!

Objective ID: 147,943,335
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: Corf is coming in for his first attack!

Objective ID: 147,943,335
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: Eat this, you fetid HuH-sacks!

Objective ID: 147,943,335
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: Battle stations.

Objective ID: 1,812,479,342
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: Still here, Corf? I would have thought after that hiding, you’d have run away to Mommy, like the little bIHnuch that you are.

Objective ID: 1,812,479,342
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: By Kahless, you have a tongue on you. But I suppose you must have one muscle worth something. A shame it would be the most useless. Talk! Ha! It is the weapon of a wizened old washerwoman!

Objective ID: 1,812,479,342
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: You wouldn’t know a weapon if it hit you in the head. Which it must have done. Repeatedly. It’s the only explanation for such a display of dull-witted stupidity.

Objective ID: 1,812,479,342
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: Do not impugn my intelligence!

Objective ID: 1,812,479,342
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: You cannot impugn what is not there.

Objective ID: 1,812,479,342
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: I can’t believe you are the great Commander I’ve heard so much about, the great warrior! Great warrior? You're tiny! You couldn’t stand against an ant fart!

Objective ID: 1,812,479,342
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: Then we shall just have to make do against an old fart instead.

Objective ID: 1,812,479,342
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!

Objective ID: 1,812,479,342
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: Here he comes again. Lock weapons. Fire!

Objective ID: 1,910,466,014
Phase: dialogue_end
Character: Maia
Dialogue: That was certainly the most unusual fight we have had with a Klingon. I am impressed you know so many ways to insult a Klingon, Commander. I…

Objective ID: 1,910,466,014
Phase: dialogue_end
Character: Maia
Dialogue: I am receiving multiple requests, Commander. All Klingon. All invites to one qap or another.

Objective ID: 1,910,466,014
Phase: dialogue_end
Character: Maia
Dialogue: Very good, Commander. Transferring to the spam index.

Objective ID: 1,910,466,014
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: Are you alright, Corf?

Objective ID: 1,910,466,014
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: What? Oh! Yes! Hahahaha! That was wonderful! You’re every bit as much fun as I heard you were.

Objective ID: 1,910,466,014
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: We are gratified you think so.

Objective ID: 1,910,466,014
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: Commander, you are a worthy opponent and welcome in my House anytime! I can’t believe you actually said that about my mother’s forehead.

Objective ID: 1,910,466,014
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: We got carried away a bit. I apologize.

Objective ID: 1,910,466,014
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: No! All’s fair in a qap. I’ll put the word out. You’re sure to be receiving a lot of requests.

Objective ID: 1,910,466,014
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: Thank you. I think.

Objective ID: 1,910,466,014
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: Would you care to stay and partake of more blood wine.

Objective ID: 1,910,466,014
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: Another time, Corf. We have pressing matters to attend to back on our station. Farewell.

Objective ID: 1,922,350,431
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: Have you had enough yet, you poor excuse for a Klingon?

Objective ID: 1,922,350,431
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: Ha! Nowhere near enough! This is most excellent sport, but the tradition of a qap also dictates that we take a break in the bloodletting… to let in some blood wine!

Objective ID: 1,922,350,431
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: Ah yes. The two combatants enjoy a drink together. What is a Klingon ritual without blood wine?

Objective ID: 1,922,350,431
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: Not Klingon at all! So, Commander, will you join me?

Objective ID: 1,922,350,431
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: The Commander looks forward to it and hopes you can keep up. Name the place.

Objective ID: 1,922,350,431
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: Ha! I’ll be at Ojull’s Tavern on Juvev. I’ll be waiting.

Objective ID: 309,911,697
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: Good news, Commander. It would appear that it is that time of year when a random Klingon decides to throw down a gauntlet of your feet.

Objective ID: 309,911,697
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: As you are aware, you have quite the reputation in Klingon circles. A friend to many, an irritant – apologies, Commander – to many more, you inspire respect and hatred in almost equal measure.

Objective ID: 309,911,697
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: A consequence of this fame – or infamy, depending on your perspective, is that from time to time, some Klingons get it into their heads to challenge you in various feats of Klingon prowess.

Objective ID: 309,911,697
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: As I have already stated, Commander, now is one of those times. In this instance, the challenge comes from a Klingon called Corf in the LuchenmoH system.

Objective ID: 309,911,697
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: The challenge takes the form of a traditional qap, which roughly translates as fist of insults and is essentially a violent Klingon roast.

Objective ID: 309,911,697
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: So, Commander, I have to ask, although I already suspect the answer. Do you accept the challenge of Corf?

Objective ID: 309,911,697
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: Very good. Setting a course for the LuchenmoH system. Engaging warp engines.

Objective ID: 398,611,959
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: You almost had us there, Corf, but not quite. We are up three to zero. You, of course, are the zero.

Objective ID: 398,611,959
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: I curse you, you filthy taHqeqs!

Objective ID: 398,611,959
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: Oh dear, are we down to simple name-calling now? Very well… maqDar.

Objective ID: 398,611,959
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: mabeb.

Objective ID: 398,611,959
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: DenIb Qatlh!

Objective ID: 398,611,959
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: toDSaH!

Objective ID: 398,611,959
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: ghIlab ghew!

Objective ID: 398,611,959
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: 'Iwghargh!

Objective ID: 398,611,959
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: 'IqnaH QaD.

Objective ID: 398,611,959
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: P'Tok.

Objective ID: 398,611,959
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: hab sosli' Quch!

Objective ID: 398,611,959
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: WHAT???

Objective ID: 398,611,959
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: Ah, sorry, Commander, we may have pushed our luck with that one. Corf is coming in hot.

Objective ID: 398,611,959
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: I’M GOING TO BLAST YOU OUT OF THE SKY AND TEAR YOUR REMAINS TO BITS!!!

Objective ID: 496,198,781
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: Welcome back, Commander. Did you enjoy your blood wine?

Objective ID: 496,198,781
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: I am glad. Sensors indicate that Corf has also returned to his ship. Indeed, he is hailing us.

Objective ID: 496,198,781
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: You can certainly hold your drink, Commander. Just like your mother.

Objective ID: 496,198,781
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: Babies must find you very frightening.

Objective ID: 496,198,781
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: I will make you understand fear. Assuming there’s anything inside those pathetic thin skulls capable of understanding anything that isn’t in pictures.

Objective ID: 496,198,781
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: This from a Klingon with the smallest ridges I have ever seen! You may as well be human with a forehead like that.

Objective ID: 496,198,781
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: You go too far!

Objective ID: 496,198,781
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: Calling you a human? That is insulting to the majority of this crew.

Objective ID: 496,198,781
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: I… Is it? Then… HA!

Objective ID: 496,198,781
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: Still, you are welcome to join us when you grow tired of all the other Klingons laughing at your underdeveloped bone structure.

Objective ID: 496,198,781
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Corf
Dialogue: I will make you regret the day you were born!

Objective ID: 496,198,781
Phase: dialogue_start
Character: Maia
Dialogue: Torpedoes incoming! Brace for impact!

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