Missions
Holo-Program: Broccoli
This program seems to be malfunctioning…
Overview
Warp required1
Operations level60
Warp for completion355
Warp via superhighway1
Completion via superhighway355
Costs & rewards
Mission rewards
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DilithiumObjective ID958,603,518
Amount1,125,000,000
Trait XPObjective ID958,603,518
Amount1,500
12 Hr Peace ShieldObjective ID958,603,518
Amount2
Objectives
Objective 1
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ObjectiveAssist Lieutenant Broccoli.
DestinationAreal
Objective 2
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ObjectiveFind Mister Broccoli's lost Laser Torch.
DestinationDraumen
Objective 3
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ObjectiveDestroy the Enterprise.
EncounterUSS Enterprise
Opponent strength26,141,406
DestinationDraumen
Objective 4
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ObjectiveDelete the Broccoli program.
DestinationSystem -1
Dialogue
Mission dialogue
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- Objective ID
- 2,146,339,763
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Data
- Dialogue
- Ah, Lieutenant Barnacle, it appears that I am now receiving telemetry from the Beacon Probe. Good work.
- Objective ID
- 2,146,339,763
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Miles O'Brien
- Dialogue
- Good work? Good work!? This knucklehead lost my favorite Laser Torch. I’m sorry, but we are going to have to turn the ship around and find it.
- Objective ID
- 2,146,339,763
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Geordi La Forge
- Dialogue
- Is this true, Hedge? Did you lose the Chief’s Laser Torch?
- Objective ID
- 2,146,339,763
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Reginald Barclay
- Dialogue
- Let’s just go get it, shall we?
- Objective ID
- 227,580,596
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Reginald Barclay
- Dialogue
- There’s the Laser Torch, Chief. Let’s just beam it aboard. Then we can get on with the next part of the program…
- Objective ID
- 227,580,596
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Miles O'Brien
- Dialogue
- What program, Barky? And no, that’s not my Laser Torch. That’s nothing like my one.
- Objective ID
- 227,580,596
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Data
- Dialogue
- Chief O’Brien is correct, Lieutenant Borky. His Laser Torch does not have a chrome finish on the handle, nor does it-
- Objective ID
- 227,580,596
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Reginald Barclay
- Dialogue
- I have an idea. Commander, let’s destroy the Enterprise!
- Objective ID
- 227,580,596
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Maia
- Dialogue
- Are you… feeling alright, Lieutenant Barclay?
- Objective ID
- 227,580,596
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Reginald Barclay
- Dialogue
- Yes, yes! I just realized that by destroying the Enterprise, we’ll end the program.
- Objective ID
- 227,580,596
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Maia
- Dialogue
- But you did say that holodeck safety systems were disabled…
- Objective ID
- 227,580,596
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Reginald Barclay
- Dialogue
- That’s only while the program is running. I don’t think there’s any other way. Battlestations!
- Objective ID
- 428,286,147
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Reginald Barclay
- Dialogue
- Let’s see what other programs I can find. Oh, not this one. I will just purge that one for computer memory… one sec…
- Objective ID
- 428,286,147
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Jean Luc Picard
- Dialogue
- Put that down this instant, Mister Broccoli!
- Objective ID
- 428,286,147
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Reginald Barclay
- Dialogue
- Oh no, I must have tripped the holo emitters with the hard deletion algorithm. The program is starting by itself.
- Objective ID
- 428,286,147
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Jean Luc Picard
- Dialogue
- Picard to security. Lieutenant Broccoli is refusing to obey orders. Escort him directly to the brig.
- Objective ID
- 428,286,147
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Worf
- Dialogue
- As you wish, Captain. Broccoli! This way!
- Objective ID
- 428,286,147
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Reginald Barclay
- Dialogue
- Ouch, hey. Careful! Computer, end program.
- Objective ID
- 428,286,147
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Worf
- Dialogue
- What program, Broccoli?
- Objective ID
- 428,286,147
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Reginald Barclay
- Dialogue
- Oh no. Oh, no, no, no. The holodeck’s safety protocols are malfunctioning. The arch is locking us out. We will have to… sigh… We’ll have to bring the program to its natural conclusion.
- Objective ID
- 428,286,147
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- William Riker
- Dialogue
- Hang on, Worf. I had ordered Mister Broccoli to repair the Class 3 Beacon Probe in the Areal system. Nobody is going to the brig until that job is done. Isn’t that right, Veg?
- Objective ID
- 428,286,147
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Reginald Barclay
- Dialogue
- … sigh. Yes, Commander. If you c-can take me there, I can get to work right away. Let’s get this done as fast as possible!
- Objective ID
- 958,603,518
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Reginald Barclay
- Dialogue
- There we go. Done. I’ll never have to hear that silly joke again.
- Objective ID
- 958,603,518
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Maia
- Dialogue
- Indeed. Never again, Lieutenant. I believe that the next job on your duty roster is to cultivate the vegetable plantations in the hydroponics bay.
- Objective ID
- 958,603,518
- Phase
- dialogue_end
- Character
- Reginald Barclay
- Dialogue
- Very funny. I’ll see if I can find a program about you. Perhaps I’ll design one of my own. Until next time, Commander. Good day!
- Objective ID
- 958,603,518
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Maia
- Dialogue
- Holodeck settings have been reset to drydock specification. It appears your solution to the program was a valid one.
- Objective ID
- 958,603,518
- Phase
- dialogue_start
- Character
- Reginald Barclay
- Dialogue
- Now to delete that program… manually. Let’s do it back at the main computer in the Station.