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Last Orders

Retrieve Scotty and Keenser from a drunken expedition to San Francisco.

Overview

Warp required75
Operations level1
Warp for completion95
Warp via superhighway75
Completion via superhighway95

Costs & rewards

Mission rewards

4★ Uncommon Refined Gas
Objective ID878,622,837
Amount190
3 Hour Repair Speed Up
Objective ID878,622,837
Amount12
Federation Credits
Objective ID878,622,837
Amount600
Federation Points
Objective ID878,622,837
Amount311,000
Klingon Points
Objective ID878,622,837
Amount-481,428

Locations

Start: HollesShow Me the Way to Go Home

Objectives

Objective 1

ObjectiveRetrieve Scotty from San Francisco.
DestinationSol

Objective 2

ObjectiveFollow Keenser’s trail to Jera.
DestinationJera

Objective 3

ObjectiveDefeat the Nausicaan Raider.
EncounterNausicaan Raider
Opponent strength1,075,836
DestinationJera

Objective 4

ObjectiveDonate 8,100,000 Tritanium to the delivery vessel for repairs.
ResourceTritanium
Amount8,100,000

Dialogue

Mission dialogue

Objective ID
1,682,911,422
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
There you are! I was beginning to get worried that you’d abandoned me too, lass!
Objective ID
1,682,911,422
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Montgomery, my scans show that you are hazardously dehydrated. I would advise you seek immediate intake of water.
Objective ID
1,682,911,422
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Will ye stop fussing over me, lass. I’m fine! A Scott that can’t handle his drink is like a fish that can’t handle being wet!
Objective ID
1,682,911,422
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
A strange analogy, Montgomery. I believe we have more pressing matters to attend to. Where was the last place you saw Keenser?
Objective ID
1,682,911,422
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
He was sitting right here. We’d just finished debating the possibilities of attaining warp ten, and then I nodded off at the table here. When I woke up, the lad was gone, nae trace!
Objective ID
1,682,911,422
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
I see. I will attempt to track Keenser’s location via coordinates transmitted through his communicator. One moment please.
Objective ID
1,682,911,422
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Keenser’s communicator was last recorded transmitting from Jera.
Objective ID
1,682,911,422
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
From where!? How the bloody hell did he get all the way over there!?
Objective ID
1,682,911,422
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Commander, you have to take me to Jera. I need to make sure the wee lad is alright!
Objective ID
1,897,373,040
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
We have arrived in the proximity of Keenser’s last attempted communication, but I do not see anything of relevance here, Montgomery.
Objective ID
1,897,373,040
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Wait just a moment… over there, onscreen… aye, that’s the delivery vessel that was making a delivery to the bar. I recognise the serial number. The little blighter is onboard!
Objective ID
1,897,373,040
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
He must have wandered on to the wrong ship and fallen asleep. We need to get him back!
Objective ID
1,897,373,040
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
I will attempt to hail the delivery vessel, Montgomery.
Objective ID
1,897,373,040
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Delivery Driver
Dialogue
Yeah, whaddya want!? Make it quick, I got three more deliveries tonight before I can call it quits.
Objective ID
1,897,373,040
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Pardon our interruption, we will be brief. I believe there may be a Roylan stowaway aboard your vessel, a colleague of ours by the name of Keenser. Would you mind checking your cargo bay for us?
Objective ID
1,897,373,040
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Delivery Driver
Dialogue
You gotta be kidding me. I thought I heard something rustling around back there. Give me a mo– what the hell is that!?
Objective ID
1,897,373,040
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
…
Objective ID
1,897,373,040
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
That just so happens to be my best mate! Keenser lad, what are you doing over there!? Get out!!
Objective ID
1,897,373,040
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
My apologies for the interruption to your operations. I will beam our colleague back aboard our ship, and we will leave you to–
Objective ID
1,897,373,040
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Commander, I am detecting the signature of a Nausicaan vessel rapidly approaching our location. It appears to be hailing us.
Objective ID
1,897,373,040
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Nausicaan Raider
Dialogue
You give drink in cargo ship or you die! Make choice! This one shot be warning. Next shot be death!
Objective ID
1,897,373,040
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Delivery Driver
Dialogue
What was that!?
Objective ID
1,897,373,040
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
The Nausicaan has fired upon the delivery vessel and disabled it, Commander. It appears we have a potential pirate on our hands here. Preparing to engage.
Objective ID
306,484,597
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Commander, come in. Are you there? It’s me, yer ole pal Scotty!
Objective ID
306,484,597
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Montgomery, are you alright? Your speech patterns indicate the characteristics of dysarthria. I am concerned for your well-being.
Objective ID
306,484,597
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Calm down lass, I’m totally fine! I’ve just had a few wee snifters of Scotch, cracking stuff!
Objective ID
306,484,597
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
I see, so how may we be of assistance?
Objective ID
306,484,597
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Well… alright, I’m not TOTALLY fine. I may need your help with something, Commander.
Objective ID
306,484,597
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
Myself and Keenser decided to take a wee trip back to the Port of San Francisco bar. With the war threatening to get worse, we figured we might not get another chance.
Objective ID
306,484,597
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
After a few drinks, I’m afraid I got a little dozy and, well, I fell asleep. When I woke up, Keenser was gone and I cannae find him!
Objective ID
306,484,597
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
If I go back to the Enterprise drunk and alone, Captain Kirk will have my head! I can’t let him know what happened here, Commander. Can you help me out?
Objective ID
306,484,597
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
This is indeed a most unusual situation, Montgomery. But we will help however we can. Stand by. We are on our way to Earth now.
Objective ID
306,484,597
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Mission Computer
Dialogue
I knew you’d have my back here, lass, you’re one of the good ones! Maybe I’ll just have one last Scotch while I wait for you to arrive…
Objective ID
878,622,837
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Keenser has been beamed to our ship. In return, we have beamed the necessary Tritanium to make the repairs back over to your ship.
Objective ID
878,622,837
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Thank you for keeping Keenser safe. I would recommend repairing your ship, and exiting this system as soon as possible.
Objective ID
878,622,837
Phase
dialogue_end
Character
Delivery Driver
Dialogue
No bother. I’m going to do just that. Thanks for the help, just get your friend safely home. He seems like he’s had one too many to drink tonight.
Objective ID
878,622,837
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Maia
Dialogue
Threat eliminated, Commander. Attempting to reestablish contact with the delivery vessel now.
Objective ID
878,622,837
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Delivery Driver
Dialogue
Yeah, yeah, I’m still here. Just about, anyway! That damned Nausicaan nearly blew my ship apart. I can’t move here.
Objective ID
878,622,837
Phase
dialogue_start
Character
Delivery Driver
Dialogue
Look, just take your friend and make sure he’s safe. But if you could spare 8,100,000 Tritanium, you’d really be helping me out of a bind here.